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What are you giving away mates? Celfones . . . or accessories?
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Posted: 2004-09-08 17:59:28
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Ladies and Gentlemen, mince-inside and methylated_spirit are proud to present, by popular demand...
Kimcheeboi!
This fine, upstanding young counsellor will be available to tend to your woes, needs, and wants up to and including Sunday the 12th of September! We feel he will be a great addition to the team, and, should he prove popular, he will be making regular guest appearances.
Thank you for your attention, i will now hand you over to the man himself.
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Posted: 2004-09-08 19:56:51
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OK Kimcheeboi here's my problem. I'm interviewing 3 implimentation coordination assisitants starting at 9am GMT. They are all girls, other than the usual tits and arse what other attributes shall I look for?
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Posted: 2004-09-08 22:07:24
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I'm very glad to be a part of this endeavor to bring sound and useful advice to all the folks on esato.
Folks, feel free to ask away, as I've been there, done that!*
Mincey-wincey, you seem to have quite a problem!
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On 2004-09-08 22:07:24, mince-inside wrote:
OK Kimcheeboi here's my problem. I'm interviewing 3 implimentation coordination assisitants starting at 9am GMT. They are all girls, other than the usual tits and arse what other attributes shall I look for?
Well, first of all, you can't be so shallow. You have to examine the inside! Does she have implants? Also watch for computer skills! Can she correctly manipulate a 3.5 floppy?
*excpetions may happen
[ This Message was edited by: KiMcHeEbOi on 2004-09-09 06:05 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-08 23:02:22
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thanks Kim
BTW my PC's quite old and the floppy is 5 1/4" thank you.
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Posted: 2004-09-08 23:08:41
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Kim, my sister is moving to New Zealand on the 20th, and i'm worried now switchbitch is single, he will try to stick his winkie in her? What do you suggest? I dont want to be related to him or anything, he goes around beating people up!
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-08 22:19 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-08 23:18:16
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well the solution is quite simple but elegant--you can buy a chasity belt at any of your local medieval retailers!
(also known as the 'winkie shredder')
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Posted: 2004-09-09 05:44:00
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KiMcHeEbOi I have a dilema mate!
I suspect my gf of being a cheating lying ho, should I
a) kick her ass
b) wreck her car
c) none of the above
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Posted: 2004-09-09 05:47:23
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It seems to me as if you have not presented me a full list of choices!
what about:
d) all of the above ?
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Posted: 2004-09-09 06:30:00
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ah touche! you are certainly wise
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Posted: 2004-09-09 07:59:33
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