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ilia, she aint interested, she's seeing someone else, and she doesnt care where you or him work, i doubt shes that shallow. You obviously are, so, as kim says, you're shit outta luck. Being so shallow has most definately blown any chance of "hide the sausage" on your picnic.
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:33:26
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eh, well... i look kinda hunchback, masturbate a bit at night, wear +4 glasses - that's probably all. and i've got huge pimpes, yeah! even can share a few with someone if he likes. do i have any chances?
ow, i've got one friend, his name is buck.
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:33:39
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shaved look is fine, dude. Try a 2 or a 3
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:34:00
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plasmadog, if you are going to shave, dont go "right into the wood", leave a little stubble, its much cooler. Not much wrong with it just now, imo, but then, its not a very good photo you have posted
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:35:58
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@ilia - YOU make the Picnic (this will impress) lace everything with Vodka and take a couple of jars of pickled things (eggs, onions, gurkins)Removing a tight lid with what must be an impressive forearm always wins a chick - good luck and I hope you get the weather.
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:38:23
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whizzkidd-by a 2 or a 3 i meant try to leave .5-1 cm of hair
ilia-may i suggest a hooker.
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:41:00
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On 2004-09-11 22:35:58, methylated_spirit wrote:
plasmadog, if you are going to shave, dont go "right into the wood", leave a little stubble, its much cooler. Not much wrong with it just now, imo, but then, its not a very good photo you have posted
thanks for the advice meths!!!
for a better photo of me, look at the next issue of GQ or Esquire!
ciao!
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:42:35
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ilia, you can buy rubber fannies in sex shops, but im sure you knew that already! I shudder to think whats under your bed!
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:42:57
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Remember don't forget buy a pair of clippers, I promise you won't regret it - if she's up for it!
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:44:17
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@mince
ow man u r damn right! i've got a pair jars from my granny, hope she'll be impressed. do you thing she'll find my kool tricks impressive too? and when i should say 'come to me, honey'? after what jar? and i've got no vodka may i use gasoline or something instead? or u r talkin of food?
and one my friend asks what should he do if he likes guys nod girls?
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:45:09
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