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@ilia- you may prefer to buy a used rubber fanny (ebay) since i believe that's what you're into
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:46:00
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Up and down or in little circles, side to side aint usually a winner
(not talking about brushing teeth)
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:47:12
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@methy
great but i dont have money for rubber funnies coz need to get some food and a mask!
@mince
yeah i think i should get one maybe she's innocent at all;)
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:49:01
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that's why you learn to dance the tango
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:49:00
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And why, pray tell, do you need a mask? (waits, slightly nervously, for the answer)
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:50:43
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and what about food? what should i get more than vodka and jars with cucambas?
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:50:49
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@ilia not sure about the gasoline - do you not have any low cost drink at ?bum?, remove some of the vinegar tonight and replace with anything with a decent Vol. Then you'll know when the time is right. Make sure you eat some too as her breath my make you 'blow chunks'.
Sorry but I'm stuck with advise for your 'arse bandit' friend - has he thought about joining the Navy?
Edit: @kim and @meths I've gotta leave to you as it's Saturday night and it time to put on some Barry White
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Dream Job[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-09-11 21:54 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:52:14
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Food, my specialist subject
For a picnic, may i suggest Egg Mayonnaise sandwiches, Beetroot, sliced Ham, hardboiled eggs, and strawberries and cream. Maybe a little bubbly (replace according to budget with sparkling wine, or, if unempoyed, appletise).
Where is bum? Anywhere near shit creek?
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Posted: 2004-09-11 22:54:42
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ilia- may i suggest some quick, last minute fixes.
1. Lose 250 pounds! Girls really don't dig the whole 'fat ass-bandit' act!
2. Stop wanking so much, you wanker! What's to stop you from prematurely popping?! "Twice?!"
3. If all else fails, buy a gun at the local convience store, and aim backwards. You know the drill!
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Posted: 2004-09-11 23:01:00
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@methy
i think i would be funny if she'll first see a cute sexy humpback and than will understand it's just a mask and i'm an ugly freak. would be exciting i think.
and yeah i leave in the hole at the back of mcdonald's -think i'll get some free eggs to boil at their junkyard. bout the drink... well i think i can get some - we've got a beer for about $0.25 for 1 litre. i know that stinks - butwhat can i do! the bus will cost me my monthy paid!
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Posted: 2004-09-11 23:03:52
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