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On 2006-05-05 13:34:15, Cycovision wrote:
I'm afraid not. My scorpion with a bucket of oil would be able to quickly ground your eagle
Not fair
My eagle is supposed to be out of reach of your scorpion. But ok - since my eagle is supposedly dead now or something; can I get another animal?
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Posted: 2006-05-05 13:45:00
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right i got the weapon for my pigeon as i feel that king kong will not be allowed.... my pigeon (1 legged) is back sporting a thundercats sword, this would give teh pigeon 'sight beyond sight' making him bloody ard! also he would be able to call the other thundercats along with their tank! hooorah!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 13:46:26
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I've just found a chimpanzee and a bucket of turds in the cupboard! Rock on!
My machete-toting squirrel is lethal, i reckon it could bound over your snake-thrower and slash it into mush before your pathetic worm could even turn round...
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Hello, Scroto![ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-05-05 13:00 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 13:57:55
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Aha! But you've made a critical mistake by choosing a red squirrel. My grey squirrel armed with a pair of nunchu... nunchakk... nunchi err... those two sticks attatched to a length of chain will quickly overtake your red squirrels natural habitat in a matter of decades, confining it to small areas of kent or something.
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Posted: 2006-05-05 14:32:35
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i friken love the ramdoness of this thread!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 14:39:45
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ah - got ya both... my pigeon shits nut like objects which fools the squirals into believing that my pigeon is a tree which produces nuts, giving my pigoen the oppertunity strike!!!!!!! thunder, thunder, thunde cats - hooooooooo!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 15:11:56
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Ahhh, but that small area of Kent is our amarillo, er, armadillo, erhm, *cough* alamo! Yeah, thats the one...Anyway, we shall defend this! From above, pigeons dropping ammonia-laced bombs, and from ground level, teenage mutant ninja grey squirrels, we shall defend ourselves! All we want is a plot of tree we can homestead in and play with our nuts.
BTW, who is the artist? Must be very brave to get that close to such a heated battle, and to capture it in such detail! I'm impressed...
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Hello, Scroto!
[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-05-05 14:26 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 15:20:20
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Ha! You forget my army of red ants. Their bites produce formic acid which will quickly react with your alkali ammonia bombs to produce vast quantities of salt, which will effortlessly dispose of those bothersome UN peace-keeping slugs.
Once done, my poodles will have no trouble securing your pitiful area of rural kent using just a small pen knife, and maybe a packet or two of after dinner mints.
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Posted: 2006-05-05 15:40:07
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Alas, i have been vanquished! My bale of straw and Lenny Henry dvd (OOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!) are no match for your after eight mints!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 15:50:08
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a pigeon tied to a nuclear bomb.
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:00:33
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