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oh,
u want a point now do ya?
fine.. i'm giving u the points because uncles M&M are asleep
M&M -0
whiz- 2
kim -1
switchbitch -1
congrats!
next q
what is a jiminy wrench?
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Posted: 2004-09-03 07:11:35
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Stumped me on that 'un. I tried a google search but of no avail. I have a problem too. Q: I've been working on the computer for the last four years, but can't type fast or use both hands. Is this what you call technically challenged?
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Posted: 2004-09-03 07:40:11
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On 2004-09-02 23:00:36, scotsboyuk wrote:
@mince and meths
Are you two actually the same person?
@scotsboyuk - Very much right here! Also, in the past I am quite in a skeptical mode that you and @switchbitch are just one and the same guy as well !
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Posted: 2004-09-03 07:46:59
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@meths I'll answer @switch's veiled problems, I shall allow you to take your pick
Note: Meths do you think we should enlist a locum for the night shift? In this 24hr environment as some problems may need urgent attention
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Posted: 2004-09-03 08:53:11
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Hello and a very merry morning to all you problemites, if you have any problems that you need help with, then this is the place! Why, just this morning I helped a young lady. She was talking to her friend on the bus about how she wanted her own place but couldn't afford it, and i kindly offered to knock her up so the council would give her a flat! The power of kindness at work!
To the gentleman with the rash, i would advise a healthy diet and plenty of exercise. And stay away from rabid dogs in future.
@switchbitch: We are a problem-solving duo, while you are just one person, we feel that between us we can cover most topics, whereas you would struggle with some. Probably wife/girlfriend issues.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-03 09:18 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:12:46
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@switchbitch - I detect a lot of anger in your posts, don't worry this anger is very common in single ladies in their 20's -> 30s. I call it Spinster Fear. Sadly I suspect you are proof that some ugly ducklings turn into ugly ducks and as a result you have thrown your self into academia (or is it google?) in order to make you self more attractive to men. Your frustration speaks volumes in your posts, try and be nicer and it will pay dividends(you never know @jojo may come knocking). My final piece of advise to a girl who has 'fallen out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down' is give it until your late thirties before your try lesbianism again - it's becoming more and more trendy.
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:26:04
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We are looking for an individual to run the night shift, if you wish to be considered, please post your bra size and we will pm the successful applicant.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-03 09:28 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:28:35
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Our problem-sharing forum isnt just for you people, its for me and mince too. I have a question, mince. Everyone knows the cheetah is the fastest land mammal, but is it the fastest living creature?
EDIT: Just reading back, whizkidd has hijacked our thread. What do you think, mince? We could employ him as a workey. Not too sure about his bra size though.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-03 09:48 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:36:17
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@meths this is not an area for general knoweldge questions but more problems, but as you asked I'd have to say a diving member of Falcon family
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:48:08
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I've found two french bread pizza's in the bottom of my freezer... It would seem as tho some clever bastid has thrown out the outer packaging with all the cooking instructions on? So my question is... How long do i cook them for and at what temperature? And do you reckon they are safe to eat as i don't know how long they've been there....
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Posted: 2004-09-03 10:50:11
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