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They dont act like zombies, they ARE zombies. Have you seen Shawn of the Dead? (check that one out, kim - hilarious) Maybe it was watching cricket on the telly that turned themm into zombies.
The best way to annoy someone watching the telly is to walk in and start trying to have a conversation, for example:
You: "Its bin day today, did you put the wheelie bin out?"
Them "Hmph, no"
You: "Well can you put it out before you settle to watch your programme?"
Them: Its started, ill get it at the adverts"
They invariably dont get it at the adverts. Nag them every 10 minutes until they do. Hope this has helped.
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Posted: 2004-09-12 22:57:19
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@mince, kim
thnx for the live interest but i have to disappoint you guys: the weather was terrible, it was raining from the very morning till evening thus i had nothing to do except sitting at home watching tv
no picnic, only bush's talks about the beslan accident ;(
my internet provider disconnected me from the net! they say i've got a virus that makes their system pcs hang! but i have no viruses, norton 2004 (up to date database) says so, as dr.web & aspersky admit! what should i do? should i phone switch and go smash their bloody ugly faces? i know theyve got a lady in the support, swee will like that, heh, i know...
what should i do guys?!
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Posted: 2004-09-12 23:01:00
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Did they say virus or Homepage?
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Posted: 2004-09-12 23:03:51
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exactly virus, cause i havent moved my site to their hosting, thats why the link in my profile doesnt work (safari.isnet.ru).
they told me when im connected to internet a huge amount of infirmation is being send by my ips (both - thats strange, ive got no lan yet) and their pcs hang...
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Posted: 2004-09-12 23:20:00
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Get the Support chick to email you a copy of the log files showing you using up the bandwidth. These log files will allow you to track down the cause of this unexpected halt in your web presence.
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Posted: 2004-09-12 23:26:02
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@mince
damn! how didnt i figure out that simple way by mysef?! thanks for the tip, will try that tmrrw
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Posted: 2004-09-12 23:33:00
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another better, more permanent solution would be to stop clicking on the pop-up ads you see whenever you visit an 'adult' site
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She don't know she's beautiful
(though time and time I've told her so)
There she goes just walkin down the street,
and someone lets a whistle out.
A girl like her, she just can't see,
What the fuss is all about.
[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-09-13 09:06 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-13 00:45:00
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Maybe its because you are spending so much time online buying "Knobex" penile enhancement products?
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:04:25
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meths, i believe the ones you are referring to were actually manufactured by pentel.
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:07:00
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Apologies, my mistake. I buy so many i lose track of which one is which.
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:12:40
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