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i need advice!
I have a seven dollar hunk of mozzarella cheese in my fridge, thing is, its about the size of an egg! (immersed in water)
1. Why was it so goddam expensive?
2. What should I do with it?
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:16:00
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1. Cheese is expensive because it is.
2. Hide it in your neighbours house where they will never find it, and it will utterly stink, like sweaty feet intensified by x47.672
EDIT: The figure is wholly accurate, i worked it out by multiplying the price of the cheese by your neighbours house number, then subtracting how long it takes cheese to go off.
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-09-13 09:30 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:28:20
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i'm off to hide the cheese!
shall i also play hide the sausage with their daughter, since she will be in on the whole cheese dealie?
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:31:00
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Only if she isnt a fat munter with hairy legs.
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:32:17
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i got it! only play hide the sausage if she doesnt smell like the cheese!
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:36:00
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@kim I think you'll find in fact a rare 10yo Sarsons Pickled Egg (hence the eggness of it's appearance) - still put in your neighbours house as once out of it's preferred environment it will rapidly break down, releasing a smell and green haze you could cut with a knife.
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:49:58
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Thats it, kimcheeboi! he's good at picking up these important life lessons, aint he, mince!
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Posted: 2004-09-13 10:58:10
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Id like to point out that your title should read "solve all your problems" and not "solves all your problems".
Thank you.
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Posted: 2004-09-14 02:41:34
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don;t matter to me...
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Posted: 2004-09-14 03:24:00
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or maybe it should be obliterate?
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Posted: 2004-09-14 10:57:37
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