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@ilia Firstly where did you get this girlfriend
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Posted: 2004-09-15 23:07:25
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Mince my old chum, tonight I dined on batchelors (ironic dont u think) pasta sauce for one, and two slices of unbuttered bread. I ate with a fork but resisted the urge to jab myself in the face with it to ease the pain of a broken heart.
ah what light through yonder window shines, tis a burgler come to rob me. run away run away!!!
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Posted: 2004-09-16 00:05:07
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Its probably just your reflection in the mirror, or the shadow of your ex.
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Posted: 2004-09-16 09:58:02
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Guys, there seem to be a few of you having relationship problems, so this is just a general piece of advice for all you shunned lovers that are just too damn humiliated to come out and say that you need help.
Have a foursome with her sister, her mother, and her best friend. Then set her garage on fire and stuff firecrackers up her cats butt.
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Posted: 2004-09-16 10:20:51
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@mince
con't remember we know each other for some time.
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Posted: 2004-09-16 11:42:47
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Ilia, is this the picnic lady?
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Posted: 2004-09-16 19:50:21
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@methy
yep! i underestimated you guys ;D
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Posted: 2004-09-16 23:43:14
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@ilia - Go to the Gym but only do anaerobic exercise, take a change of clothes and have a shave (+after shave). That way your won't smell like a horse and she will appreciate a smooth face during the boring bits in the Broosy film.
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Posted: 2004-09-16 23:52:40
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i really need some serious help!!!!!
well i am in love with my first cousin, we have nt yet "done it". but other than that we can smooch for hours... and hours....
trouble is in our custom it is not proper to do anything like that.... help... i need you guys to throw me out of this or force me to stick to this....
guys i am serious....
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Posted: 2004-09-17 22:22:40
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Move to Kilmarnock, Scotland
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Posted: 2004-09-17 22:24:26
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