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He woke up and wasn't gay anymore. So, the first thing he did was to....
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Posted: 2004-12-29 10:10:01
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....take over the playboy mansion....
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Posted: 2004-12-29 10:24:11
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So he went to the playboy mansion with his compound bow and 5 arrows with exploding heads, a military knife, a maglite, an MP5 with 10 extra clips and wearing a complete military gear. He was ready for battle!
When he arrived at the mansion, it was so silent. He walked right into the front door where the buttler was waiting for him. He was shocked when the buttler gave him the keys to the entire mansion and left without saying anything.
Eric went crazy trying to figure out what just happened. He was brought to a mental facility where he was given massive doses of valium and morphine everyday until his entire body became permanently numb.
One day Eric finally understood what happened to him ...
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Posted: 2005-01-03 10:04:55
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But there was just ONE thing he was not quite sure of. It was bugging him, he wanted to know who...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 06:31:40
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... made him gay in this story. He was already contemplating on revenge, but he knew that whatever he would plan will always be known by everybody, in fact that was why the playboy mansion was so easy for him to take over. There was nothing he could do but cry.
After three years, the Valium and morphine totally wore out...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 06:45:34
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So, he decided to run to the nearest store and buy a pack of...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 10:39:17
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wolves. "A pack of wolves?" the store attendant shouted sarcastically. "Get a life man" he continued.
Eric was so mad that he grabbed the guys neck and strangled him until he was about to lose consciousness. The attendant was trying to say something but Eric's tight hold on his neck prevented any understandable word to come out of his mouth. Eric loosed his grip and said "What did you say?".
"It's at the back, It'll cost you $24.95... cough, cough, cough!"
Eric let him go, took $25 from his pocket, slammed it on the counter and went to the back...
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Posted: 2005-01-07 11:10:29
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...where he slipped out of conciousness, fell to the floor, and lay there for several minutes. Apon waking, Eric convinced himself that he was none other than Mr Benn from the popular children's television programme of the same name, and promptly dressed himself up in an amusing costume, much to the dismay of the shopkeeper, who took off his fez hat, and trampled it into the floor.
Eric had just about managed to get the catsuit to fit, when, as if by magic, he found himself in...
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Posted: 2005-01-27 19:25:14
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... a swimming pool, surrounded by...
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Posted: 2005-02-12 17:42:40
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400-lb women in two-piece bikinis. "Let's party cat-boy!" one of them shouted while dragging him into the pool...
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Posted: 2005-02-14 02:31:48
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