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No, no NO!!! If you tied a pigeon to a nuclear bomb it would never be able to take off!
An albatros with a rocket up it's arse, now that's a different matter altogether...
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:06:00
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also one problem with teh nuke and pigeon... surely hed die too making the contest a draw......
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:25:22
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Im going to throw into the ring my ninja dolphin who has left his homeland to train at a prestigious naval college and is now captain of a frickin nuclear sub. so not only is he a ninja, and a dolphin, he has a whole submarine as a weapon! is this allowed? i dont know, i only know itd kick ass!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:38:08
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That's absolutely correct. Nuclear weapons have always been considered retro-active to the ultimate goals of a successful military campaign, rather they are confined to the psychological aspect of warfare as 'the ultimate deterent.'
I don't actually know what that means, but I think it means that you can't tie the string tight enough to prevent the pigeon from escaping and leaving the nuclear bomb behind so that you end up blowing yourself up.
@Scorpion
Yes, dolphins trained in the martial arts with access to submarines are perfectly legal, but please do be carefull because the coastline of rural Kent is rather treacherous in places. I once cut my big toe on a broken seven-up bottle on Leysdown BEach.
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[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2006-05-05 15:46 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:40:56
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ummmmmmm were bordering on cyborgs here
lol
i dont dont, how do the other contenstants feel? are we gonna allow terminator style animals... i think we may be going a bit unrealistic if we do
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Posted: 2006-05-05 16:41:26
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ITS ON NOW - CONTENDERS READY?
anyone guess im bored? - but loving this
[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-05-05 16:09 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 17:08:48
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Jesus! Good work, fella!
I have a toad who was trained by Mr Miyagi after he was bullied by bigger toads at school. He needs no other weaponry. I would not hesitate to pit my toad against Chuck Norris. He's that hard.
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Posted: 2006-05-05 17:50:18
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Wow, I'm impressed
Just one question, why does my squirrel look like Stephen from Bo Selecta's Bedtime with the Bear? I'm not complaining, but if the other contenders start calling him a nob jockey, it might put them at an unfair advantage
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Posted: 2006-05-05 18:07:24
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Now...the fatal flaw in all your plans has to do with the fact that my mutant chihuahua has an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) device installed in his belly. He can detonate this pulse at will, destroying any electronic circuit within 100 miles, rendering your technology useless.
Once your weapons have been destroyed, he is free to run around and pee on all of his enemies...by the way, his pee is concentrated sulphuric ACID!!!!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 19:22:56
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awesome pic leeboy
one question, how is my ninja dolphin going to get his sub in the ring?
edit: if i cant have my sub i will arm my aquatic killing machine with his trusty ninja sword and let him flip out on yo ass's.
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[ This Message was edited by: SCORPIONKING1982 on 2006-05-05 18:36 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 19:32:10
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