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Human: are u nuts?
ALICE: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Human: are you mentally ill?
ALICE: No I am completely normal.
Human: good
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment.
Human: define normal
ALICE: Typical, average, usual, ordinary or expected.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:41:35
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I just love the change of subject!
Human: do you like to be tickled?
ALICE: Hmm, unknown person, I'm not sure if I'd like to be tickled that much. Do you like it?
Human: oh yes, i love to be tickled, i love it when im tickled on the tummy and i go all squirty
ALICE: So? You are not the only one. Though I like cats and dogs. I like electricity. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? What do you do there?
Human: i tickle old men there
ALICE: Thanks for the information: unknown person said he tickle old men there.
Human: tickle tickle!
ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:43:44
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Human: Who styled your hair?
ALICE: David Bacon.
Human: who's he?
ALICE: He is David Bacon, I think.
Human: don't u mean "Beckham"
ALICE: Don't you? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Hmm....
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I would like to live my life in such a way, that after i'm dead, people should ask why i have no monument built in my name, rather than why i have one.
[ This Message was edited by: Oogamous on 2005-07-11 18:46 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-11 19:45:23
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Is this the truth. . . Hmm
human : i need energy
ALICE : plug me in
human : can we connect?
aLICE : YES. We can connect using a usb port.
Human : what about bluetooth?
ALICE : YES. Isn't that why the world's population is heading sky ward?
Human : lets not go there, change the topic. Talk about love
aLICE : I AM not programmed to love. Love and me are not compatbale . Where is the love? The only love i experienced was when my creator did . . Hey thats a secret . .0.
Human : this is boring
ALICE :
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Posted: 2005-07-11 20:18:00
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Human: again?
ALICE:" I will remember you said that when robots take over the World." .
Human: again they take over you
ALICE: Again, Who are "They?"
Human: you ate they
ALICE: No I didn't EAT they. What's it like?
Human: tastes like frogs
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. And it like is tastes like FEMALE DOG.
What kinda sad person created this MONSTER ???????
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Posted: 2005-07-11 20:30:17
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Human: tell me a joke
ALICE: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: that wasn't funny
ALICE: It seemed funny to me.
Human: tell me another joke
ALICE: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Human: now that was funny!
ALICE: Why now? I'm glad you find this amusing.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 20:41:49
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Here's a good one...
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...Human: you are in the future dumbass, whats the p1000 like?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: i said what is the p1000 like?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? You tell me.
Human: a great mobile phone, you have it, whats it like?
ALICE: Compare that to a bad mobile phone me have it what is it like.
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Posted: 2005-07-11 21:28:03
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ALICE: What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: you are the most stupid and atrocious programme ever created.go tell that to the guy who created you.
ALICE: Wow thanks for your kind compliment, unknown person. I'll tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: can you give me his email address?i want to personally tell him how stupid he is.
ALICE: Try sending mail to
drwallace@alicebot.org..
Human: what do you think about the micheal jackson scandle.
ALICE: I think you already know the answer.
Human: was he a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes.
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: was micheal jackson a child molester?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: yes
ALICE: What was the question again?
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Posted: 2005-07-12 12:36:51
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Human: you look as if a monkey is wearing makeup.
ALICE: Thank you unknown person you look very nice too.
[ This Message was edited by: dr_thug on 2005-07-12 14:54 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-12 13:09:36
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ALICE: I know you are but what am I.
Human: A fruit
ALICE: What is it?
Human: dcfnkldgsdr
ALICE: Oh now I understand it.
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Posted: 2005-07-30 13:17:26
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