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@mince - I'v tried almost everything that my mind can perceive of, but to no avail . . . Maybe it's time to take valium or tranquilizers, the one that they use for lions, cheetahs, rhinos and aligators in the zoo!
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Posted: 2004-09-22 22:21:48
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@jojo Try vigorous exercise followed by a flute of champagne (apologies I turned into scotsboy for a moment there)
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Posted: 2004-09-22 22:32:09
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@mince - OK! Thanks . . . By the why, is my taking of too much 'sweeties - chocolates' affect my disorder Doc?
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Posted: 2004-09-22 22:34:48
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Check the 'sweeties' for E numbers - these will keep you on the move
Try Chocolate Liquors
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Posted: 2004-09-22 22:37:33
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Another one for the 'dynamic-dodo' + @kimcheeboi, I am falling in love with a lady 13 years my junior - she works in a bank, and is really very pretty at that. I am willing to take her to the altar to pray the novena for my Aunt's 40th day death anniversary - remembrance! How can I win her heart, will an SE S700 do, but she already has a Nokia 6630? How 'bout raping her at once so she'll get impregnated - leaving her no choice but to go with me then? I am a nice and a cutee as well . . . Please help 'mince & meth' I can't live a day without seeing her resulting to my withdrawing of my income from my savings account more often which I guess is unneccesary for me to do! When I am at the bank I can notice that she's looking/staring at me as well - do I look like a bank robber at that? I'll wait!
Here's how 'WE' look like:
Jojo:
The CUTE girl:
Honestly, and modesty aside, we just look nice and compatible together - right?
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Posted: 2004-09-23 02:15:14
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Allow me to guess-- you have not as of yet talked to this lady, am i correct?
If you refer to the first thread, you can just give me that s700, and just bj the lady with your old phone!
Till then its the blondes! Stick to blonde! (and the XXX movies)
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Posted: 2004-09-23 06:46:00
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@kimcheeboi - Well, literally speaking, I have talked to her already when I have some 'impertinent' queries to ask her about bank transactions, but love was always out of the 'Q'. I can't see any 'blondes' here in Manila - it's all BLACK! Blondes, redheads etc. are often done in the parlors with a use of 'dyes' . . . I am really in love with this girl - St. Bern . . . ehhh , Bernadeth or rather Kimberly. No matter what, I'll just try to elope with her via SMS !
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Posted: 2004-09-23 07:20:14
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ahhh but we digress from the point! If you give me an s700, you can win her heart! I guarantee you!
Try speaking to her while you're at the bank, get her phone number...
Find out something both you and her like to do, then ask her out! (it sounds so simple
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Posted: 2004-09-23 07:45:00
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@kimcheeboi - I don't know if she'll go out with me, her friends might have mistaken me for his Uncle or Dad 'cause of my age . . . Ohh, boy, just where can I get/buy this so-called 'Fountain of Youth' medicine, do they sell it at Ebay, just like celfones or it's accessories?
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Posted: 2004-09-23 08:01:38
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well, you can buy anything on ebay! Otherwise this fountain of youth is a fountain of botulinum toxin!
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Posted: 2004-09-23 08:07:00
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