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try not to hyperventilate though, you might pass out!
(i've done that before, broke a collarbone... one of my rather embarassing moments, too)
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Posted: 2004-09-23 20:16:00
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@kim
You got any other embarassing stories?
Or pics?
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Posted: 2004-09-23 20:18:58
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once i was attacked by girls at 2 or 3 in the morning...
been raped with a banana in my sleep (no, not literally
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I've also had a locker fall on me at school, done some streaking runs at 12 noon in a crowded restaurant (not me, a drunk friend did the streaking)...
I can't think of any more
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Posted: 2004-09-23 20:26:00
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On 2004-09-23 12:49:35, mince-inside wrote:
@jojo ask her if she would be interested in a deposit she would not forget and you promise not to make a quick withdrawal - bankers like banking puns
@mince-inside - This reply looks like has a double-meaning to me mate . . . The 'deposit-withdrawal' thing is only applicable during the honeymoon period - right? Let me In, Let me Out stroke ? Is that what you were aiming at mate?
Here's the downside with this girl . . . She's has multiple-boyfriends at present (about
- she's that pretty, that's why, if I will be the 9th in queue . . . just how can I apply the greatest performance of my life here dudes?
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Posted: 2004-09-24 02:52:44
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Jojo, does she use se
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Posted: 2004-09-24 03:17:11
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@plasmadog - Does she uses 'se' ? YES ! 'se...cret' - hiding places that's why I can't run after her when she's log-out from work !
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Posted: 2004-09-24 03:20:12
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Posted: 2004-09-24 03:54:03
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Jojo, i suggest you go for it--you have nothing to lose.
I'm going to be frank here, and please dont take offense at my advice, I'm just trying to present a real-world view about things.
First of all, you are getting old, and you need to find a lady. There are multiple ways to do this, but a few have already been eliminated for you. You are not exactly a 'young man', and that eliminates many ladies from choosing you as a potential mate. Secondly, you are weird. Sorry mate, but that's jsut not a turn on, unless... Thirdly, you are not strong in the 'looks' department. You seem to live at home and don't have a steady job (from what ive read from your posts) and while that's not a bad thing, you still need to show a woman you can be responsible.
However, you have money. You have a great sense of humor, although you should drop the porn star jokes and dog jokes.
Anyone who's had a little bit of PM conversation with @JN knows that you are very different from the inane person that we suppose you are based upon the posts on the board. So if you can get past that initial barrier of initiating the conversation and ask her out, you will have no problem getting a decent girl.
You will also have to work on getting that weirdness out of your system, unless you can somehow temper it to make you look quirky. However, at your age, just dropping the weird factor is the best bet.
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Posted: 2004-09-24 08:14:00
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Very good points raised there, kim.
Jojo, you say she is seeing a few people? Surely this will aid you in your advances, as she is clearly a slut, and will put out for almost anyone. Even you
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Posted: 2004-09-24 10:08:23
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Jojo read this website for lots of helpful advice
http://www.datingclass.com/dating/index.shtml
as some of you know I split up with my longterm girlfriend recently, been well unhappy but yesterday I asked this other girl out for a drink and she said yes
I thought fcuk it, what have I got to lose so I went for it!
I suggest you do the same jojo. If you ask and she says yes then thats great, if she says no then what have you lost? nothing thats what. Youve got nothing going on with her now so if she says no then just move on and try the next one!
And to be quite honest if shes got all those different guys at the same time then she aint the sort of girl you wanna be associating with! And who knows if you do go out with her you may not even like her personality and you might end up not wanting to go out with her! works both ways mate, women dont have all the power ya know! be a man, stand up for yourself and have confidence, chicks love a man with confidence!
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Posted: 2004-09-24 10:25:32
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