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HMMMM..... A magnetic P900, ...... spose it has a certain attraction.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:31:26
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@scotsboy
"Slightly Camp But Definitely Hetrosexual Crime Fighting Duo"
Is that from SE?
Do they do a 1Mb version, and will it work in my P800?
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:32:37
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Your the Memory Man my friend and we need your abilities. Nokia knows no boundaries when inflicting pain and sufferring. Just this afternoon I saw a small child having a Nokia thrust into his hand. He was squealing and crying as his Nokia induced mother wedged the 'phone' into the poor mite's little paw.
I of course ran for the nearest phone box, but of course BT has cut back on phone boxes since mobiles became so popular, bloody mobiles, I ask you!
Ducking into a nearby hedge I quickly changed into my crime fighting costume and readied my P900 for action. The insane harpie of a woman was trying to get the child to listen to that damned generic Nokia ringtone. The child wa sin obvious distress.
Making an extremely loud and embarassing shout in the middle of the street whilst thrusting my hands squarely on my hips and doing my best to refrain from doing the Timewarp, I knew what I must do.
Grabbing my P900 from its holster on my insanely coloured belt emblazoned with the SE logo, I dialled the number of social services.
Quick as a flash social services were round (just ask anyone in Britain about our wonderful social service, envy of the world). The woman didn't know what had hit her. She claimed that it was the child's phone, a likely story, as if a small child of 17 would need or use a phone, how could she put the blame on that sweet innocent little lamb?
The callous cow got what she deserved, pleading her innocence I told the head social worker, a burly eastern european immigrant man dressed in women's clothes (hmmm maybe it was a woman, no the stubble was too thick) to take that bitch away and throw away the key.
Have no fear my friends, the child was taken into protective care until he is 45, until then he will be given all the love, attention, mind altering drugs and hidden physical abuse that a hundred year old dilapitated institution run by a group of sociopathic nuns can give him.
All Hail Plucky900!
Tune in same time, same thread, next week for Plucky900's latest adventure ... Plucky900 and the Carphone Warehouse of Terror!
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:46:17
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Hail to your new king
THE DEMAGNITISER
I shall use my Aluminium Suit to thwart your good deeds
DEATH to the magnet and all its subjects
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:48:41
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HA! I laugh at your feeble powers man from the valleys. The power of the Magnet is all encompassing. Your pathetic attempts to thwart our good work will come to naught.
Besides you haven't even got skimpy knickers on.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:51:21
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But i have a nice pointed bra in sky blue
It goes lovely with my new shoes and off the shoulder bag
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:54:45
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Don't you just find that? I have some lovely slingbacks and a little diamonte top that I like to wear, but the winter chill makes my nipples stick out so I have had to ditch it.
Where did you get your bag dear?
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:56:08
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The bag came from debenhams they just had the new season in
Pop round for a cup of coffee and i will show it to you
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Posted: 2003-11-26 18:58:35
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Why thank you dear, I'll pop in on my way back from the hairdressers, give me a chance to tell you about my new curtains, they are simply devine. I having a tupaware party on the 8th, come round and you can see them up close deary.
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Posted: 2003-11-26 19:02:45
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I will give you a ring in the week
Oh well back to work
DEATH to the magnet and all its subjects
Hail to THE DEMAGNITISER you now it makes sense
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Posted: 2003-11-26 19:07:22
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