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Yeah, reminds me of Santa claus who got caught in the chimney, you know like the ones in that Mary Poppins movie, yeah from Walt Disney, the one who also made Beauty and the beast where the prince became a beast and the beautiful girl's father got lost in the forest... It's probably the same forest where Hansel and Gretel got lost in, anyway Belle's father didn't bring with him some pebbles to mark his trail and he also didn't get caught by a witch so it must be different... but yeah, they both got reunited with their families at the end, but that's how most children's movies end, except for The Little Mermaid, not the Walt Disney version, the real version from Hans Christian Anderson - it didn't end happily...
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Posted: 2005-06-20 10:55:56
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happily...sadly
sadly....im an idiot
your an idiot
do you like cars
i do
and thats why IM the better monkey pants man
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Posted: 2005-06-20 11:06:21
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Scrawled on the blackboard by a politically radical college schoolmate of mine a few years ago:
L - ake of fire
O - cean of tears
V - alley of death
E - ternal punishment
The handwriting was so beautiful, almost with calligraphic discipline, which made the writing all the more chilling.
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Posted: 2005-06-20 11:39:03
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D daring
A astoudingly beautiful
V very ver...uhhhmm...good
O oh my god!!!...hes so sexy
so is angelina jolie
she can raid my tomb any day if ya know what i mean
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Posted: 2005-06-20 11:51:04
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She can be my tomb if you know what I mean.
... Speaking of which, how often do you brush your teeth?
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Posted: 2005-06-20 12:42:27
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why twice a day chum
how often do you throw poo at people??
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Posted: 2005-06-20 12:43:59
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Throw pooh? Why would anybody want to do that? Piglet would be much easier to toss around.
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Posted: 2005-06-20 12:55:22
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i had bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast....minus the bacon and eggs....and the toaster....it wasnt even break ok...it was bread dough....ok you've got me....i was eating self raising flour.....fine then plain flower....
OK I HAD F***ING PLAIN FLOWER FOR BREAKFAST WHICH I STOLE FROM A LITTLE OLD LADY YESTERDAY
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Posted: 2005-06-20 12:57:55
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old ladies smell like feet and thyme...
what a stupid name for a spice ...thyme
stupid spice punches baby spice in the face and runs away screaming like a maniac
what a great idea for a movie...hmmmm better call steve and give him the heads up.....steven speilberg.....shutup
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Posted: 2005-06-20 14:00:31
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oooh, im going to like this!
Ggorillas cant swim
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Posted: 2005-06-20 14:01:06
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