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Any real problems, peeps?
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Posted: 2004-10-05 11:43:46
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I've got one.
I always wanted to buy this beautifully restored CBR400 NC29, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to ride a bike anymore because "it's dangerous". No matter how I try to convince, she still thinks it's a bad idea. What should I do, oh wise and all-knowing one?
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Posted: 2004-10-05 13:35:53
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simple
tell her shes right you dont need a new bike as you already have a perfectly good one in her.
she will dump you
you can now do what u want so go buy this bike you want
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Posted: 2004-10-05 13:43:51
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No! I believe the objective is to keep both the lady and the transport?
You are just going to have to explain to her how much the bike means to you, and that you cant bear to part with it. Explain to her how responsible you are when riding the beauty, as it would just kill you to damage it. She will just have to trust you and your judgement, there is no definate fool-proof way out of this one.
After a lengthy discussion, you could try "I love the bike, but i will get rid of it for you though", and you never know, she may say "No, if it means so much to you, just keep it". However, thats a bit of a gamble, she may simply say "you made the right choice there, bub"
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Posted: 2004-10-05 14:23:30
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@meth
I was hoping otherwise but, yeah, I guess you're right, there's no sure way to have both. I've already done the "responsible driving stuff". It's a good psychological thing though to tell her that I'm willing to give up the bike just for her
if she agrees to keep the bike then I'd be happy. If she doesn't then I'll have proven to her that I'm willing to give up anything for her. Cool!
Thanks.
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Posted: 2004-10-06 05:42:34
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No problem
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Posted: 2004-10-06 09:56:40
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On 2004-10-05 13:35:53, blackspot wrote:
I've got one.
I always wanted to buy this beautifully restored CBR400 NC29, but my girlfriend doesn't want me to ride a bike anymore because "it's dangerous". No matter how I try to convince, she still thinks it's a bad idea. What should I do, oh wise and all-knowing one?
When I planned of buying my 2nd bike roughly 'bout a couple of years back, my parents gave me an ultimatum, if I buy, I lose my place, meaning out I go from the house, and I just obliged to their liking mate. If your girl is oppose to your plans, I guess it's just because she cares so much for you as my parents with me back then! I know we guys have this urged to use the bike and hit to the max, right? But sometimes we also have think of the other people's interest specially when it concerns us pal ! As they say, those bikers already have one part of their feet on the grave . . .
@kimcheeboi - Better reconsider of buying that Ducati 999r
model dude, love life and just buy yourself a nice sports car, say, a porschewagen ?
@methylated_spirit - another one here for your books . . . I want to end my life now, what's the best thing to do, without the authorities doing the autopsy? They might just make notice that I killed myself and committed suicide here, I'm afraid that I might be jailed for doing that
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Posted: 2004-10-06 17:00:10
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Well, jojo, I watched a programme on t.v. the other night about the building of the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur, and it has inspired me for this answer! First of all, contact the Guinness Book Of Records, and tell them you want to do the worlds longest bungee jump. Organise televison crews, the worlds media, and lots of people to watch, but take 2 ropes: One rope just perfect, and the other rope with a weakness in it! When Norris McWhirter the Guinness Book Of Records man measures and checks the rope, give him the perfect one, but attach the WEAK rope when preparing for your stunning record breaking bungee jump! Jump from the bridge between the towers, and as you fall gracefully from the sky, the rope will snap, and you will plummet to your death! With all the television crews and media, and all the people watching, and with the Guiunness Book Of Records checking the rope and equipment, no one will ever suspect that it wasn't an accident.
Happy jumping!
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Posted: 2004-10-06 17:50:39
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Hmmm . . . quite a good one mate, but I don't want a bloody ending pal! What I want is like when I go to sleep I will not wake up anymore, things like that . . . any more good points?
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Posted: 2004-10-06 17:54:40
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Take a lethal injection of untraceable poison just before you jump, and you will be dead before you end up as a stain on the ground, and after they scrape you up with a shovel and do the autopsy, they will think you died from the fall!
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Posted: 2004-10-06 17:57:50
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