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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

I just hate bunjee jumping, not even tried it at all pal ! What about suffocating after a good s*x with a babe with a 40-26-36 stats mate?
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Posted: 2004-10-06 18:03:58
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mince-inside Posts: 452

@jojo sadly your sense of humour knows no bounds. Suicide is never the answer it leaves more pain behind than you feel. Why not donate yourself to science?

@meths Norris McWhirter died aged 78yr 3months 2days in April this year out living his twin brother Ross (co-founder of The Guinness Book of World records) who was murdered 29yr 2months 1day earlier at the hands of the IRA.

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Posted: 2004-10-06 21:03:16
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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

what an excellent idea, mince!

@jojo- what you suggest is an excellent idea, and i can help you make your will
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Posted: 2004-10-07 04:18:00
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blackspot Posts: > 500

@JN,
I think you can use any means of suicide you can fancy. Don't worry about being convicted for murdering yourself, with the list of unsolved crimes here, you probably would have died of old age (assuming you didn't die when you murdered yourself ) before your case really gets attention.

(Hope you understood that because I didn't)
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Posted: 2004-10-07 06:27:38
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

I dont know, my friend get 7 years for manslaughter after he got killed being run over by a tractor, but he got out after four years for good behaviour.
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Posted: 2004-10-07 09:53:04
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plasmadog Posts: > 500

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On 2004-10-06 18:03:58, JN wrote:
I just hate bunjee jumping, not even tried it at all pal ! What about suffocating after a good s*x with a babe with a 40-26-36 stats mate?


that IS a good way to go. i suggest u try once, and if u fail try harder and harder and harder.... until u succeed. then we'll know u died for a good cause mate

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Posted: 2004-10-07 10:17:31
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Yeah but how do you get Norris McWhirter th Guinness Book of Records man to verify it?
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Posted: 2004-10-07 14:07:10
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Ayush Posts: > 500

You cant solve my problem!
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Posted: 2004-10-07 14:12:34
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

We gave you HUNDREDS of advice Ayush, but you never acted on it, you never did a thing we suggested! We cant magic a solution, all we can do is point you in the right direction! Its up to you, in the long term!
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Posted: 2004-10-07 15:17:57
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Ayush Posts: > 500

But meths pls don't say that I did nothing which you said! It was because of you I did what my heart wanted to do in years! If it weren't for you I might have never done it ! So what's the deal??
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Posted: 2004-10-07 16:07:23
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