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From Heaven you get access with a SE phone. From Hell access with other makers phones.
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Posted: 2006-09-14 02:50:00
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@ss - From whichever place . . . I guess you'll be needing a Satellite Phone . . . not just plain -
one
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Posted: 2006-09-14 02:56:47
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can we flash there life back lol
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Posted: 2006-09-15 00:56:35
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On 2005-05-25 11:42:00, gardar wrote:
I hope I can buy the newest
phones In heaven / or hell
I also hope there is WiFi there
(or maby new there will be some new technology when I die)
In Heaven there will only be one model of phone - the perfect phone of all time. It will be so perfect, that everyone who sees it will thinks it's the best phone they've used. It will have every single feature ever thought of and more. It will have eternal battery standby and talk time, there will be no dropouts or disconnects, and gprs will be 18Terabytes per nano-second. Oh yes, and there will be no branding in Heaven.
In Hell, branding will completely take over the phone. The MENU, CALL, and activity buttons, all joystick directions, the camera button and volume button will all activate a maniacal laughing image of Lucifer that cuts through you like chalk screeching on a blackboard. The phone will lock up when you look at it, and when you are trying to take a photo of that hot she-devil, your modified walkman background will crashout the camera at just that moment.
The camera will be .000001MP, and the reception will be so poor you have to actually stand next to the person to talk to them.
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Posted: 2006-09-15 01:54:44
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@max - Just don't forget that Jesus and Lucifer (Satan) has a direct line . . . ya know, sometimes a good-guy goes beneath while a bad one goes upstairs . . . there should be some compliment amongst the 2 MASTERS at times . . . and their LINE of communications must always be . . . OPEN !
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Posted: 2006-09-15 02:11:19
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Nice thread
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Posted: 2006-09-15 05:54:25
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