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Now, a way to get of this roof. He turns away from the alley, hopefully this was the sight he'd ever cast on Cheri!!
He walks over to the other end of the roof and notices there is only a small gap to the next one. 'Just like in movies' he thought while jumping over. After crossing the second roof as well, he looked down for a way to get back to the street again. No fire escape this time, so he had to use his imagination.
The only way off of this roof seems to be the open windy a few feet down. 'Can I make it? Is it safe? Won't I hurt my baby?' All these things went through Eric's mind, but there was no other way.
So he ran, leeped...and swung himself right thru the open window.
He looked around....
This was a dominatrix's bedroom!
[ This Message was edited by: Vlammetje on 2003-04-08 20:34 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-08 21:30:00
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"GET OVER HERE U DANCING QUEER PIECE OF SHIT!!!" said the shemale that judjed the contest (the one that looked like she came out of Xena-the warrior princess show)... she took out a sword and ran after eric screaming obscenities... eric was freightened...
"she did give me a strange look back in the dance contest", eric thought. He got out of the appartment, ran like hell through the hallways, with "Xena" behind him...
"Xena" was gaining on him... So eric stopped and screamed pointing at an appartment's open door and yanking his own hair: "oh my god - IT'S FABIAN AND HE'S NAKED!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Xena" stopped, stared at eric and immediatly ran into the appartment yelling: "FABIAN!!! AT LAST WE MEET BAAAABYYYY!!!"
Eric immediatly locked the appartment door and ran away towards the elevator, he proceeded down to the exit in the building elevator... inside he still heard "Xena" crying "OH, FAAAAAABIAAAN!!! COME HERE U HUNK... WHY IS THE F*CKIN DOOR LOCKED? THAT FAGGOT TRICKED ME!!!! AAAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Eric swallowed hard... he was out of that tight spot... "Xena" looked sexy, and all but she sounded too violent for his own taste...
then he realised in despair... "oh jeeezus... how can i be soooo stooopid!!!
that bearded cunt must be allready be expecting ME down there!!!..."
he desperatly tries to push another floor button... but it was useless...
too late... Cherie opens the elevator door with a mean look on he's face... There was no escape...
Breeding violently, cherie grasps 4 eric's shirt and grabs him by the neck... He pushes eric towards himself, and then lifts him up in a way that eric's feet lift from the ground...
"YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!!! HE'S MINE!!!! I'LL KILL YOU, U WORTHLESS BITCH... I WANT HIM!!!", Cherie shouts, nose to nose to eric.
"what the f*ck are u talking about u schmuck?!?!?", eric replies nervously.
"huh... i thought u were the schmuck...", Cherie answered with a surprised look, still holding eric brutaly above the ground..."
"oh! u're right! sorry... (paused) - what the f*ck are u talking about u dork?!?!?", eric replies again, more nervously then before...
"why are u calling me a dork! that's not nice!", said Cherie with a hurt look.
"i'm sorry... (paused again...) - would u settle 4 bullie, then?..."
"bullie would be allright i guess... i'm kind of bullying u... it's ok..."
"ok then... what the f*ck are u talking about u big bad bully?!?!?"
"why big and bad? couldn't it just be bullie? why did u say it with a 'Y'? just bullie with 'IE', if u don't mind...!"
"Oh... cut the crap, put me on the floor and explain all this to me, will you!!!", eric said with a tired look... Cherie released him and started sobbing.
"it's FIJBERT!!! i love him... he can't be u're fluffer... u have to choose somebody else... i'm jealous!!! how could u do this to me? i thought we were friends...", cryed cherie.
"lighten up guy!!! i gave up on the film... seems health concerns are not a 'priority' to bernardette... and with me bearing a child in my stomach... i can't do it! u do me a favour and tell her i quit... hmmm... a gay punk like u wouldn't have any idea on how a dancing queen like me could make some cool money, now would u?" eric asked.
"if that's the case... if u're leaving FIJBERT alone... i'll help u! but u must PROMISE u will leave that hunk of a man for Cherie here!"
"i promise. u can keep him... as a matter of fact he's all yours... bernardette told me he was straight anyway... straight guys are boring... so limited! but let's talk business: what do u have in mind, hair face?"
Cherie smiled like a child... "u're gonna like the idea... "
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[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-04-08 21:00 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-08 21:42:00
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Cherie then said " Follow me, I know this
factory where U could work part time for peanuts. " But Eric said, " No way man, I wanna work for a brick producing company, lke what's its name again ... ? "
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[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2003-04-09 15:43 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-09 16:34:00
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Ey Vlamm, since you and cyan must have made a conclusion to the unfinished story at the same time, why don't you write something about the dominatrix's room bit here again...pleeaaaaaaaase *begging*
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Posted: 2003-04-09 18:51:00
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we posted at the same time... V's post landed first, so i altered mine to fit hers...
Eric can meet Xena again!!!
invent u're way into that... it's simple...
she's allready pissed off with the guy... so they are bound to meet, beeing members of the gay communitie of montreal, and all that...
simply put him in a situation where he's found by the blood thisty xena... it's up to u... after responding to jbendaos posts 4 two hours, my immagination is in a coma...
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Posted: 2003-04-09 19:31:00
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@Scythe, I am desperate for inspiration!! I'll try tomorrow OK
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Posted: 2003-04-09 23:31:00
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Then Eric says to Cherie, "I gotta get on the next plane to Finland ! My dream is to work for Blokia !"
But before he could say "Jack Robinson" Kimi Raikonen drives up in his UGLY Mclarren ! Eric's eyes almost pop out when he sees this. 'Wow, talk about luck !' he thinks to himself...
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Posted: 2003-04-10 04:25:00
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nevermind!!! eric thinks...it cud be far worst.....it cud be a ferrari with shumacher in it......maybe not...then he cud show him a thing or too.......he smiles gleefully while despatching the droplet of saliva from the corner of his mouth..........
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Posted: 2003-04-10 04:29:00
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The UGLY
Mclaren disintegrates and falls appart right in front of cherie and Eric ! Cherie laughs at Kimmi and says " Hahahaha... My Harley is way better than your trash you just drove up in ! You little brat of a 'driver' you ! " All of a sudden, Eric starts to cry...
In the distance, there was the war cry of the xenna wanna be ... It was getting louder and louder ...
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Posted: 2003-04-10 04:36:00
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eric then ponders.......maybe it's not so bad after all......his cried coz he din get to meet shumacher in person...the worthless pile of nuts and bolts called a ferrari din even make it outta the garage.......as usual.......but nevermind...life goes on.....
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Posted: 2003-04-10 09:27:00
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