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Posted: 2004-10-24 23:46:23
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hes been posting her pic all over the place!
mince, help!
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Posted: 2004-10-25 00:01:00
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Eat your heart out!
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Posted: 2004-10-25 04:52:05
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i am afraid for methylated_wino!
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Posted: 2004-10-25 04:54:00
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No thats not her, she was fat
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Posted: 2004-10-25 10:32:58
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Superb!!!
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Posted: 2004-10-25 10:47:06
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On 2004-10-24 23:02:33, methylated_spirit wrote:
I dont fancy him or anything, and hes dead anyway. Shagged someone (female) that looks a bit like him...
how can you shag a female?? i am very much interested...
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Posted: 2004-10-25 21:46:11
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Lower you standards - something will crop up
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Posted: 2004-10-25 23:31:05
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Well, what happens is, when you get sexually aroused, you get a thing called an erection. You stick this into a lady's genitalia (with permission) then spend a minute or 2 groaning and grabbing her boobies. Then you fall asleep.
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Posted: 2004-10-26 01:37:33
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I've just had a pm for help from a member, i won't mention his (or her) name, to preserve their dignity, i will call them (in light of recent conversations) Frankie.
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What ho, old boy, im in a bit of a tizzy, couldnt take a gander at the situation, could you? Well, the trouble seems to be this. Whenever i start taking an interest in a subject, posts from the other members seem to drop orf in a rather worrying manner. Its chipper for the first while, but when i start to enthuse on the subject, well, everyone starts typing some rather unusual gibberish, as i recall it goes something like this:
waffle waffle waffle waffle pontificate pontificate pontificate
BORED!!!
Now, what with you knowing the lay of the land in the tricky political minefield that is the garbage thread, i was wondering if you couldnt be so generous as to perhaps shed some light on what these runes mean? Anyhoo, im off for tea and crumpets with Ginger and Fizz. Ciao for Now, Frankie.
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Well Frankie, thats a good question. Waffle is not, as our fine friends from across the pond call it, a tasty breakfast similar to pancakes, perhaps the nearest translation we have is "pish". And when they type the word "pontificate", it is a gentle, friendly jibe, in which they are inferring that you should "shut your hole" for a little while. Perhaps you are being over-enthusiastic in your approach, to be fair, you dont half hit a subject with gusto. Perhaps they welcome this, however, your exhuberance is starting to grate a little, after all too much of a good thing can become tiring. For exmaple, bouncy castles. Brilliant fun! But could you be bothered with the same bouncy castle, day after day after day? Of course not. Sometimes you need to get off and have a rest. Have a nice day, old boy. And give Mrs Miggins a cheery wave for me next time you pop into her pie shop!
Any more problems?
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Posted: 2004-10-26 02:03:16
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