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@blackspot-ROFLMAO!!!!
govigov-try not being yourself
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Posted: 2004-10-26 03:05:00
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She's a hotty!
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-10-26 04:51 ]
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Posted: 2004-10-26 05:47:46
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@the dynamic-dodos
what do you think about perverts with their cell phone cameras?
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Posted: 2004-10-26 09:54:00
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Well, kim, they are clearly grubby little losers. I dont blame the manufacturers, it is good technology that has applications innumerable, but as usual, their hard work has been abused by the masses.
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Posted: 2004-10-26 10:31:07
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and how was frankie howard?
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Posted: 2004-10-26 10:32:00
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Gentle.
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Posted: 2004-10-26 10:37:07
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On 2004-10-26 02:03:16, methylated_spirit wrote:
I've just had a pm for help from a member, i won't mention his (or her) name, to preserve their dignity, i will call them (in light of recent conversations) Frankie.
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The pm:
What ho, old boy, im in a bit of a tizzy, couldnt take a gander at the situation, could you? Well, the trouble seems to be this. Whenever i start taking an interest in a subject, posts from the other members seem to drop orf in a rather worrying manner. Its chipper for the first while, but when i start to enthuse on the subject, well, everyone starts typing some rather unusual gibberish, as i recall it goes something like this:
waffle waffle waffle waffle pontificate pontificate pontificate
BORED!!!
Now, what with you knowing the lay of the land in the tricky political minefield that is the garbage thread, i was wondering if you couldnt be so generous as to perhaps shed some light on what these runes mean? Anyhoo, im off for tea and crumpets with Ginger and Fizz. Ciao for Now, Frankie.
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@Regular Advice Seekers
As regular readers of this thread will know I am not a regular contributor to it, however, as this problem is so difficult I have been asked to step.
@Frankie
I see two possibilities here;
1.) You need to increase the number of posts you make and fill them all with bland, mono-syllabic answers that are straight to the point and completely devoid of any form of humour whatsoever, be that sarcasm, irony, satire or anything else. In time you will grow to like posting like a robot, perhaps you may even decide to connect your head to your knees with wiring in a cheap reminisce of the Borg; perhaps you may even marry the toaster. However, you look at it, it's a bright future.
2.) You are in fact posting amazingly interesting posts stuffed to the brim with chuckles, gags, guffaws, chortles and even a few knee slaps. The fact that other members start posting gibberish is because they just can't stop vibrating with mirth at your witty insights. You obviously have a jib who's cut you can be proud of and I think I may be right in saying that you should post more often, perhaps even taking on some staff to help you spread those facial muscle relaxant posts of yours. Enjoy your crumpet and remember to shut that door on your way out.
Good luck Frankie, we know you can do it, we're all counting on you.
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Posted: 2004-10-26 14:44:19
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Its not always facial muscles that rel;ax when "Frankie" posts...
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Posted: 2004-10-26 14:50:24
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@scotsobyuk - don't call us, we'll call you
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Posted: 2004-10-26 14:50:48
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@mince
I already received the call, hence my invaluable advice.
@meths
Has Frankie gone to Hollywood yet?
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Posted: 2004-10-26 14:57:12
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