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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

bring a girl over for the night (make sure shes freaky!) and i'm sure the sounds would scare them off
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Posted: 2004-11-08 02:39:00
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blackspot Posts: > 500

I don't want to get rid of everyone else, just the overstaying relatives.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 03:08:37
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

graciously? Why? If ou dont like them, why be nice? They might come back. Throw potatoes at them while screaming The Cheeky Girl's seminal classic "Touch my bum" and they will leave. I garuntee it.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 09:59:11
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kimcheeboi Posts: > 500

meths you must love your relatives
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Posted: 2004-11-08 10:10:00
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blackspot Posts: > 500

I might just visit their place and need a place to stay for free so they will come in handy.

Besides I don't hate them, I just don't like them staying in for more than 2 weeks now.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 10:12:25
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Well im afraid theres not much to do, they were invited for a set time, just grin and bear it.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 13:03:36
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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

@blackspot - Yes! I agree . . . here mate! That has been a perennial problem for us Filipinos, as part of our tradition I guess? That relatives tend to overstay when vacationing in our turf . . . I do remember an instance where I have to SLEEP inside the toilet (toilet seat - my throne) . . .as I was force to vacate my private sanctum (room), just to make way for their comfort! One good and tested advise here is to turn of the MAIN power switch in the circuit breaker for 3 days, saying that you FAILED to pay the power/electric charges . . . and use some ALL SAINT's Day candles in the dining area . . . that might just make them decide to evacuate . . . otherwise!

[ This Message was edited by: JN on 2004-11-08 12:25 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-08 13:14:56
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

I've got a family staying with me just now, they leave tomorrow but to be honest i wish they could stay longer, they are really nice.
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Posted: 2004-11-08 13:54:59
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plasmadog Posts: > 500

meths.. do u use decorative soap in the bathroom when the folks come visiting?
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Posted: 2004-11-08 18:28:06
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Whats soap?
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Posted: 2004-11-08 22:18:38
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